Family Friendly Funny Photo Edits

[GKL]

Me and Mrs Mud actually went to WallyWorld yesterday!...It was an unusual event, we even mastered the 'self check out' masheen!...I wandered around, pushed the cart, didnt even bother to check the Coinstar! She eyeballed a parking lot penny on the way to the car! Yesss!

Then, I took her out to Dinner at the Sams Club on the way home...we walked around and ate the free samples...I bought a pineapple for $3....She spent some time in the clothing dept like normal...I excused myself for a moment and stuffed a $1.50 hotdog down my pie hole, wrapper and all...Yeah!..Date night!

....didn't bother to check the Coinstar ??!!?? .....and after how we saw what your Coinstar sneak technique might look like !

I bought a couple fresh pineapples today at our local grocery store on sale just $2.00 each !

....."free samples" reminded me of how our small town has a yearly festival on main street with many booths set up by businesses and groups giving out freebies with info about their business, you get a tote bag from one booth then fill it up with freebies from the other booths, keychains, magnifiers, rulers, tiny keychain flashlights, ect., and pencils and pens, .......enough pens to last you till the next festival

Gary really did a great job on this photo edit, I try to check the machine when the wife isn't with me. Though i have got pretty good at rolling the grocery cart in front of the Coinstar and sliding my hand in as i go by. Now that i am retired i now do most of the food shopping and that helps.

Hmmm, maybe an edit on David's Coinstar technique ?

Mud gave me an Idea..
After I get some yard work done, I can take my wife out to eat at Cosco.
I keep making rounds while the wife shops..
I also Like their hot dogs..

KEN

........and don't forget the Coinstar !

Yeah! In the condiment area, they have those little packages of hot peppers for the people that buy a slice of pizza..freaking awesome on a hotdog! Plus, a guy can take a few pkgs home to spice up the Custome Tomatoe soup I make out of the ketchup pkgs I scarf from the Burger King! I will say, Arbys has about the best off the shelf free condiments..'horsey sauce' and all that...Heck, a guy can eat good and live pretty cheap with a roadkilled squirrel and some horsey sauce...a guy doesnt even have to ever buy any toilet paper if he grabs a riff of free napkins!

This is one great Country! I love it! All sorts of free money, clothes and food laying around all over the place! Its about more than a guy can handle, but I do my best!

.....and don't forget the little packets of parmesan cheese, and packets of lemon juice to make yourself lemonade by the glassful

I found a Road kill Plastic Easter Egg the other day with a wrapped up Lemonhead still inside.. Does that Count?

.....if wrapped up yes, if unwrapped and with lint stuck on it, no

Wouldn't be surprised if we see a post now by Gary, with Mud out there stealing Easter eggs from little kids . I guess that would make him the Easter Grinch, he might even replace the coins with pull tabs in side the eggs.

.........coins replaced by pull-tabs, very "Grinch-like" indeed !

 

[GKL]

File under "ways to check Coinstar without looking like you're checking Coinstar"

David using the "back up to the Coinstar and reach behind to check the Coinstar reject tray" technique

(and he's trying to hurry before his wife notices what he's doing )

 

[davidlhyde63366]

David at the Coinstar machine

David using the "back up to the Coinstar and reach behind to check the Coinstar reject tray" technique
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(and he's trying to hurry before his wife notices what he's doing )

HOW TRUE THAT IS , i have it down to a science to check it with out her knowing.

 

[GKL]

Professional food tasters ?

...we walked around and ate the free samples...

Lots of free samples espically on the weekend

Mud gave me an Idea.... I can take my wife out to eat at Cosco.
I keep making rounds while the wife shops..
KEN

Ken, David, and Mud converged at the same free samples area while their wives shopped .......employee calls for more supplies immediately

 

[davidlhyde63366]

store free samples

Ken, David, and Mud converged at the same free samples area while their wives shopped .......employee calls for more supplies immediately
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Now that would be a fun time, then we could go and knock off a hot dog & soda all before the wifes noticed we were gone.

 

[davidlhyde63366]

Coinstar machine, checking the return slot

David using the "back up to the Coinstar and reach behind to check the Coinstar reject tray" technique
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(and he's trying to hurry before his wife notices what he's doing )

Used to be a lot easier to check the Coinstar , they had it shoved in a out of the way spot that you had to go to ,near a register that wasn't in use. Now it is in the front of the store next to the customer service counter so a certain stealth is required not to look like a homeless person. A cloaking device would come in handy for Coinstar and detecting some off limit places.

 

[GKL]

Ken is smart in not overdoing the physical stuff !

Ken needed to be VERY knowledgeable working at the plant nursery !

(Kid Mud and Scuba had some very tough questions ! )

 

[davidlhyde63366]

Ken at nursery

Ken needed to be VERY knowledgeable working at the plant nursery !
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(Kid Mud and Scuba had some very tough questions ! )

May be Ken will give classes in growing money trees.

 

[GKL]

....instead of an "invention" call it a "MUD-vention" !

Introducing the "MUD-MOBILE" .....and yes, it is okay to laugh !

 

[davidlhyde63366]

Mud-mobile

Introducing the "MUD-MOBILE" .....and yes, it is okay to laugh !
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Looks very fuel efficient

 

[DbblTap]

Does that come with beach tires?

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[GKL]

Mud knows his vittles !

Was that MUD playing Grandpa on the old "HEE HAW" comedy show ?

(thanks to David for the idea of "Hee Haw" and other edit ideas)

 

[GKL]

He's got them too many pull-tabs blues !

Grandpa Mud singing his new detecting hit song ?

 

[davidlhyde63366]

Mud on HEE haw

Was that MUD playing Grandpa on the old "HEE HAW" comedy show ?
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(thanks to David for the idea of "Hee Haw" and other edit ideas)

Mud looks right at home there.

 

[davidlhyde63366]

Mud singing on HEE HAW

Grandpa Mud singing his new detecting hit song ?
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Wonder if Mud grew up watching that show like many on here did, Picking and A Grinning

 

[Mud-puppy]

Wonder if Mud grew up watching that show like many on here did, Picking and A Grinning

Yes I did! Very formative in my upbringing! I still wear my overalls on backwards like Buck Owens! It makes more sense! I could finally find my @ss with both hands!

To this day, Me and the Wife do this one HeeHaw routine:....(Junior Samples and a hot barnyard gal up in the hayloft)...

She says...."Junior, whisper something soft and sweet in my ear!" and he says...after a bit of deep contemplation and with perfect timing, with an opossum grin on his face..."Bananner Puddin!" Oh damn right! Heeeeeee Haaaaw!

I got the whole "Hey Grandpa, whats fer supper?" Routine going on as well...yeah, Everybody hollers it out at Family get togethers and off I go! I rattle it off in a nice rhyme of sorts...

"We got fried bat wings and collard greens, sliced cucumbers and possum spleens, fresh hot hoppers and squirrel brains...Carp cutlets smothered with salamander spit, groundhog gravy to wash it all down, some Waffle House Take out for the out of town" etc....Yum Yum!

 

[GKL]

........I got the whole "Hey Grandpa, whats fer supper?" Routine going on as well...yeah, Everybody hollers it out at Family get togethers and off I go! I rattle it off in a nice rhyme of sorts...

"We got fried bat wings and collard greens, sliced cucumbers and possum spleens, fresh hot hoppers and squirrel brains...Carp cutlets smothered with salamander spit, groundhog gravy to wash it all down, some Waffle House Take out for the out of town" etc....Yum Yum!

I think I'd just bring me a Subway sub, that leave more of the above for y'all to eat

 

[davidlhyde63366]

Gary's Subway sandwich

I think I'd just bring me a Subway sub, that leave more of the above for y'all to eat

Where is your since of adventure , don't think you can bring Sub Way to a Hoe down.

 

[davidlhyde63366]

Picking and a grinning

Yes I did! Very formative in my upbringing! I still wear my overalls on backwards like Buck Owens! It makes more sense! I could finally find my @ss with both hands!

To this day, Me and the Wife do this one HeeHaw routine:....(Junior Samples and a hot barnyard gal up in the hayloft)...

She says...."Junior, whisper something soft and sweet in my ear!" and he says...after a bit of deep contemplation and with perfect timing, with an opossum grin on his face..."Bananner Puddin!" Oh damn right! Heeeeeee Haaaaw!

I got the whole "Hey Grandpa, whats fer supper?" Routine going on as well...yeah, Everybody hollers it out at Family get togethers and off I go! I rattle it off in a nice rhyme of sorts...

"We got fried bat wings and collard greens, sliced cucumbers and possum spleens, fresh hot hoppers and squirrel brains...Carp cutlets smothered with salamander spit, groundhog gravy to wash it all down, some Waffle House Take out for the out of town" etc....Yum Yum!

I figured if any one on here grew up watching that show Mud would , it is a show we all sat around as a family and watched.

 

[GKL]

Is that Spam Grandpa Mud is holding ?

Grandpa Mud with another menu, and with his favorite clown in the background !