Funny Things that Happen While Detecting

Ok, not funny but ...

Ok, this one is not a funny thing that happened, but I think its worth while sharing.

This happened several years ago, when I still lived in San Jose. I was hunting the playground at this park early one morning when I was approached by a woman that was out walking her dog.

She tore into me telling me that I should be ashamed of myself for stealing the coins and trinkets from the kids. I tried to explain to her that I wasn't stealing since they had already lost them.

Well, she was still fuming and telling me in no uncertain terms that I should put it back or she would call the cops on me. Of course, I could have told her to go ahead and make the call (I had my San Jose Parks metal detecting permit in my wallet). Instead, I said "ok, I'll put it back, but on the condition that I put absolutely everything I found back."

She looked at me kind of funny, as if I was trying to pull a fast one on her, so I motioned for her to come with me to the nearest table which was barely 10 feet away.

When we got there, I proceeded to empty my treasure pouch pocket. Out came a hand full of clad ... pennies, dimes, quarters. All of around $2 buck worth. She was looking at me real smug like. Then, I started emptying my trash pocket. Rusty nails, pieces of wires, screws, pull tabs, a broken pocket knife, shredded can slaw. Her eyes went :shock: and she asked if I found those at the playground. I told her yes, that as a matter of ethics we pick up the litter, as well as those things that could injure someone and then we fill back the holes so the place looks like we hadn't been there, except it was cleaner and safer than before.

She said her grandson comes to play here when he visits and she had no idea. She said she was sorry she gave me a hard time and to please continue and come back as often as I liked. She also said there was a grade school two blocks away and that I should go there too.

I've been back to that park and a few of those times she's been there with her dog. She made it a point to come by and say hello to me.:yes:
 
Ok, this one is not a funny thing that happened, but I think its worth while sharing.

This happened several years ago, when I still lived in San Jose. I was hunting the playground at this park early one morning when I was approached by a woman that was out walking her dog.

She tore into me telling me that I should be ashamed of myself for stealing the coins and trinkets from the kids. I tried to explain to her that I wasn't stealing since they had already lost them.

Well, she was still fuming and telling me in no uncertain terms that I should put it back or she would call the cops on me. Of course, I could have told her to go ahead and make the call (I had my San Jose Parks metal detecting permit in my wallet). Instead, I said "ok, I'll put it back, but on the condition that I put absolutely everything I found back."

She looked at me kind of funny, as if I was trying to pull a fast one on her, so I motioned for her to come with me to the nearest table which was barely 10 feet away.

When we got there, I proceeded to empty my treasure pouch pocket. Out came a hand full of clad ... pennies, dimes, quarters. All of around $2 buck worth. She was looking at me real smug like. Then, I started emptying my trash pocket. Rusty nails, pieces of wires, screws, pull tabs, a broken pocket knife, shredded can slaw. Her eyes went :shock: and she asked if I found those at the playground. I told her yes, that as a matter of ethics we pick up the litter, as well as those things that could injure someone and then we fill back the holes so the place looks like we hadn't been there, except it was cleaner and safer than before.

She said her grandson comes to play here when he visits and she had no idea. She said she was sorry she gave me a hard time and to please continue and come back as often as I liked. She also said there was a grade school two blocks away and that I should go there too.

I've been back to that park and a few of those times she's been there with her dog. She made it a point to come by and say hello to me.:yes:

Neat story! You sure made her change her tune!
 
I haven't been MDing long, but had a little girl (about 7 yrs old) come up and ask, "Mister, do metal detectors ever lie?"

Looking at my MXT and slowly shaking my head, I told her "This one lies ALL the time."

Not really funny, but cute.
 
Honestly, I like to be left alone when I detect. I have a pregant wife and a 19 month old baby boy at home so detecting is my happy spot lol... When people come up to me I tell them I've only found junk so far and I try to keep it short. Lets hope nobody comes at yells at me or gets an attitude- I dont think I would respond in a way that promoted the hobby.

:shock:
 
I was detecting in Germany one time in a forest close to a park. A couple of punk teenagers walked up and started pointing to the ground and saying in german, "here, here" and laughing, basically mocking me. One of theme asked what I was looking for and I told them "unexploded land mines" They left in a cloud of dust
 
I always wear my headphones when there is a bunch of kids following me around. One kid, was relentless, he kept asking if he could use my mdr and I just pretended like I couldn't hear him. I kept saying, " I can't hear you with these headphones on." I did let him try digging a hole and he accidentally flung all of the dirt onto my face. The dirt went flying because there was all of these small roots and he tried flipping it straight up. After that, this little kid asked me where he could get one? Thank God! I told him he could get a Bounty Hunter at RadioShack. I said maybe your Mom could get you one for your Birthday or Christmas. Then, he took off, and probably bugged his Mom for the rest of the day. LoL.

I had an older guy come up to me and ask what I was doing and what that machine was called. I showed him what I had found for the day. Quarters, Nickels, and some Pennies...and then he asked me, "what do you call that thing?" I just smiled and said, "it is a metal detector". The guy was at least 21 years old and I still don't think he understood what I was talking about. LoL

I have had lots of people come up to me, both young and old, and ask me questions. Another guy asked me what kind of mdr I was using. I told him that it was a Garret Ace 250. He said that he was about to borrow a mdr to find some sort of an old cauldron buried on his property.

GL and HH
 
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Just yesterday a little girl came up to me when I just at the waters edge on the beach and asked me if it will "shock" her while she is in the water. To which I pointed at one of the knobs and told only if I push this. She just said your kidding, I said you asked. She smiled and walked away.
Other people thought I was with a CSI unit.
Some people think I'm fishing.
I just tell people I am cleaning the beach and show them all the junk.
 
I went to a tot lot about a week ago. Everything was going alright and I started finding some clad, but the park was really crowded. This one extremely, hyper kid wants to help, so I let him dig a few holes and is running circles around me! I put on my headphones and tried to lose him, but he keeps following me around and getting in the way. I look over at his mom (wondering if she could give him a call or something).

Finally, I just set my mdr w/ headphones on a picnic table. (Big Mistake). He gets snagged on the headphones cord and he accidentally knocks it off of the picnic table and it lands on the ground. (argh) I have only had this mdr for a couple of weeks. I got so mad that I told the kid that he broke it, just to get rid of him. I said that I could fix it, though. So, he wouldn't feel too bad. I ended up leaving the park w/ a penny and some junk. I know that it was just an accident, but if the kid did break my mdr, I don't think his mother would have forked over $212 for a new one.

Lessons Learned:
1) Stay away from crowded tot lots
2) Never set your mdr on a picnic table w/ headphones attached near kids
3) Watch out for very large kids that are very hyper
 
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More with kids

I usually go out to search in beaches, living in the coast is a good option. One day my wife and me were searching in a beach and we cross with a kid and his mother that were walking. When the boy saw us open his eyes like plates and said to his mother: LOOK!, LOOK! MOM, IS A GHOST BUSTER....!!! In that moment i couldn't stop laughing :lol:
 
Great story, what part of Spain do you detect in?? We recently have had several members from Spain start posting! :cool:
 
I have to agree with all of you that like to be left alone. I'm rather crabby when I'm constantly pestered, even if it's well meant. I got into the hobby by a friend loaning me his detector. We live on an old farm and he came up to hunt one day and I was hooked. A few weeks later I'm hunting around our barn, and get a "gold ring" indication. Just then my teenage son pulls in the driveway and asks how I'm doing. I tell him I may have found a gold ring, "Do you want to help dig it up?" Showed him how the detector worked and everything and made a big production of it. Can't have too many opportunities to bond, you know. So he digs up a man's 14 k gold ring and is really impressed. Says "Mike will really appreciate it!" Ask him Mike who? Mike's a buddy that lost the ring the previous winter when they were sledding back there. (Sigh) Oh well. Easy come, easy go. "Tell Mike I said Hi when you give him his ring back."
 
ctr, good story!:roll:

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so one time i am metal detecting on a beach(with all of my brian vickers stuff on(NASCAR)) and the kid comes up with his mom and asks me if I am speed racer! It made my day
 
Lessons Learned:
1) Stay away from crowded tot lots
2) Never set your mdr on a picnic table w/ headphones attached near kids
3) Watch out for very large kids that are very hyper

Great tips Jason! :D
 
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