Is that why I don't have any cuties tailing me? Sheesh, better dig up a phone, refurbish it, and hit the beaches with the most ladies! Also might charge a peck for every piece found!
Look at this!
Lost Your jewelry? I can help!
Years of experience! Will hunt any beach!
Call me at: 1800-DIG-JOSH
Email: Joshfindstreasure@/detectingmail
Only will charge a kiss on the cheek and phone number!
1800-DIG-JOSH
That’s the spirit!!