5 mile
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GKL...you still crack me up, hope all is well!
Family Friendly Funny Photo Edits
GKL
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…..glad you're getting some laughs out of them 5 mile
Everything is going well, hope all is good with you too !
I did a funny edit way back on Ken's Philippine's thread after he started it and it seemed like some people wanted more, then after Ken got back from the Philippines several people still wanted more funny edits so I started a separate thread, hey, I enjoy making them so as long as people keep getting laughs I can keep making them
Mud-puppy
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I tell you what Boys! Laugh all you want, but it looks like old Muds ship has finally come in! the Hell with an RV lifestyle! I'm the top rooster up in this death's door housing quadrangle! Against all odds, I somehow managed to live long enough to reap survivor benefits!
Talk about chicks galore! The place is just loaded with them! Sure, most are legally blind, but thats a benefit in my case! The old Ladies are pouring out of the woodwork to vie for my attention! Da hell? I feel like fresh meat!
The Wife is even volunteering my 'services' so to speak!.....'Spry young Man newly available! Deaf/Mute! Strong! Carries bags of garbage to the dumpster! Pneumatic tire inflation certified technician! Hearing aid battery replacement tech, dog walker and poop picker upper, sassy poet, entertaining conversationalist, TV remote operator, foot massager and bunyon filer, blueberry picker!' etc..Yeah! I'm golden!
..I feel like that one guy in that one movie?... Richard Gere in American Gigolo!....
Thats it! I said to the Wife, "I'm like 'Hey, dont be pimping me out to these lonely old birds and overselling my skills...Underpromise and over deliver is the key!...I gotta settle in and ride this pony for a while"...
Unless you wanna go all 'Ratzo Rizzo' up in this Octogenarian muttherhubbard?, ...OK then, but I gotta know...
Talk about chicks galore! The place is just loaded with them! Sure, most are legally blind, but thats a benefit in my case! The old Ladies are pouring out of the woodwork to vie for my attention! Da hell? I feel like fresh meat!
The Wife is even volunteering my 'services' so to speak!.....'Spry young Man newly available! Deaf/Mute! Strong! Carries bags of garbage to the dumpster! Pneumatic tire inflation certified technician! Hearing aid battery replacement tech, dog walker and poop picker upper, sassy poet, entertaining conversationalist, TV remote operator, foot massager and bunyon filer, blueberry picker!' etc..Yeah! I'm golden!
..I feel like that one guy in that one movie?... Richard Gere in American Gigolo!....
Thats it! I said to the Wife, "I'm like 'Hey, dont be pimping me out to these lonely old birds and overselling my skills...Underpromise and over deliver is the key!...I gotta settle in and ride this pony for a while"...
Unless you wanna go all 'Ratzo Rizzo' up in this Octogenarian muttherhubbard?, ...OK then, but I gotta know...
GKL
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Don't forget the coin popping screwdriver holders !
Mud needed to first modify some walkers to start a detecting club at his retirement community
Mud needed to first modify some walkers to start a detecting club at his retirement community
GKL
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....and long grabbers to pick up the finds !
Mud thought of a way for seniors who can't get down on the ground to pop coins !
Mud thought of a way for seniors who can't get down on the ground to pop coins !
GKL
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Mud to the rescue !
…...at the senior's retirement community picnic Mud got some unusual requests to find stuff !
…...at the senior's retirement community picnic Mud got some unusual requests to find stuff !
davidlhyde63366
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new oppetunities for Mud
Probably lots of new opportunities in a retirement community for mud if you think about all the misplaced item there are to find.
Even in his retirement community Mud couldn't resist a coin popping opportunity
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Probably lots of new opportunities in a retirement community for mud if you think about all the misplaced item there are to find.
davidlhyde63366
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Mud knitting
Learning new life skills , next he can knit a new finds pouch.
Mud made good use of the knitting class at his retirement community …..making a detector cover !
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Learning new life skills , next he can knit a new finds pouch.
davidlhyde63366
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Mud pies
Old people love mud pies don't need your own teeth to eat them.
Mud supplemented his coin popping clad income selling Mud Pies during movie night at his retirement community
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Old people love mud pies don't need your own teeth to eat them.
davidlhyde63366
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Muds new suroundings mean new chalenges
Mud will have to practice a lot of new skill to fit into his new environment .
Mud will have to practice a lot of new skill to fit into his new environment .
davidlhyde63366
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Mud living the life
Bet mud will be loaded down with fresh bread , cookies , and other baked goods.
Bet mud will be loaded down with fresh bread , cookies , and other baked goods.
davidlhyde63366
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Mud to the rescue
Mud will be able to recover all kinds of lost things there ,may be some funny ones .…...at the senior's retirement community picnic Mud got some unusual requests to find stuff !
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GKL
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Hey, ride it to your coin popping hunts too !
With his own deluxe personal shopping cart Mud was the envy of his retirement community
With his own deluxe personal shopping cart Mud was the envy of his retirement community
davidlhyde63366
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Personal shopping cart
Mud doing it in style
With his own deluxe personal shopping cart Mud was the envy of his retirement community
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Mud doing it in style
GKL
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Are they green eggs and come with green ham ?
At his retirement community Mud insisted on REALLY fresh eggs !
At his retirement community Mud insisted on REALLY fresh eggs !
Grumpa
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With his own deluxe personal shopping cart Mud was the envy of his retirement community
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Sharp wheels, Mud. Don't be popping any wheelies there in Housewares.
GKL
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Might also come in handy if you detect an area that needs mowing !
In spite of Mud's normal intense dislike of mowing grass, this mower might actually make it fun for him !
In spite of Mud's normal intense dislike of mowing grass, this mower might actually make it fun for him !
davidlhyde63366
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Mud's mower
Mud should impress all the ladies in the retirement complex with a ride like that.
In spite of Mud's normal intense dislike of mowing grass, this mower might actually make it fun for him !
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Mud should impress all the ladies in the retirement complex with a ride like that.
GKL
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He could wear a disguise !
Mud didn't like crossing the road near that sign, but it was the shortest route to go buy more Mud Pies
Mud didn't like crossing the road near that sign, but it was the shortest route to go buy more Mud Pies
davidlhyde63366
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Geezer crossing
Geezer on the looseMud didn't like crossing the road near that sign, but it was the shortest route to go buy more Mud Pies
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