Shoulda used Cast Iron!Today was a trip to our Costco in Traverse City. I always take my 10" aluminum frypan with me for idiots and inconsiderate shoppers. You know the ones, leave the cart in the middle of the isle and stand there looking at the shelves. Stop in front of you and carry on a conversation with someone for a while before moving, you get the idea. Well sadly today the handle on my pan broke clean off.
I still work part time as a sales rep for a Pepperidge Farm distributor. My calls take me to Walmarts and a few chain Super Markets. I could write a book that would be thicker than a Los Angeles phone directory about all the dimwits I encounter in the aisles. This time of year is the worst because of all the extra shopping they do. I love the ones who ride around on those little electric carts, not because they're handicapped but because they're just too darned lazy and out of shape to walk. They ride around but manage to get up easy enough to grab another box of cookies. Is a brand new heavy duty frying pan on your Christmas wish list? I'd rather have a steamroller...........Today was a trip to our Costco in Traverse City. I always take my 10" aluminum frypan with me for idiots and inconsiderate shoppers. You know the ones, leave the cart in the middle of the isle and stand there looking at the shelves. Stop in front of you and carry on a conversation with someone for a while before moving, you get the idea. Well sadly today the handle on my pan broke clean off.
I've had to endure many cases of those aisle cloggers who also pass their deadly gas right where I'm standing and then make like someone else did it.Just change ur diet to things that cause a lot of gas. A proper release will clear the way in short order.
Maybe a pair of brass cymbals to the sides of their heads would have a nice ring to it.
Years ago we were shopping and I let one goJust change ur diet to things that cause a lot of gas. A proper release will clear the way in short order.
Oh boy not quiet. Well the wife looks at me like 
So I said real loud ... Lady that was not nice. Then I ran away, to this day she says don't you dare do that again. She's lucky to have me 
Oh yeah you always wait till there are other people around, so you have someone to lay the blame on. Thats where the fun comes into play.
When I was a young man ( the only male option at the time) I was going to take the bus into Boston for school. I didn't want to have my car towed or stolen. Anyways my buddy says do not sit near the front, you will regret it. I thought he was kidding me ... boy did I find out the hard way he was not
There were maybe five people that had never taken a bath in their life, wow it was unreal.
