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An Arkansas State Trooper clocks a car at 75 mph in a 45 mph zone, so he pulls out and pulls her over.
He walks up to the car, asks for license and registration which she promptly gives him.
The State Trooper asks "Ma'am, why were you going so fast?"
The old lady says "I was speeding because I was on my way to dance at the Arkansas State Troopers annual Ball."
The State Trooper replied "Arkansas State Troopers don't have balls, Ma'am"
As he realized what he just said, he handed her her license back, tipped his hat and promptly walked back to his vehicle and pulled away.
He walks up to the car, asks for license and registration which she promptly gives him.
The State Trooper asks "Ma'am, why were you going so fast?"
The old lady says "I was speeding because I was on my way to dance at the Arkansas State Troopers annual Ball."
The State Trooper replied "Arkansas State Troopers don't have balls, Ma'am"
As he realized what he just said, he handed her her license back, tipped his hat and promptly walked back to his vehicle and pulled away.