True Story:
I used to live in a little Alabama town, there was an old abandoned 1800's graveyard out in the woods. only accessible by a dirt two track.....Kids would go there and park and whatnot....the wrought iron fencing was of course stolen...some stones kicked over etc. but it got enough traffic for the cops to make a whip through there every once in a while...
Well, there was this one crazy old dangerous tosser who lived nearby, everybody was afraid of this Guy! He was nearly 7' tall and just a dangerous mean creepy sumgun! The kind of a guy that would snatch a kid! Well, and I ainshiddinya, one night the cops rolled down in there to hunt for kids drinking and here that ghoul was! Shoulder deep in a hole! Robbing Graves for what I dont know!
Well, of course it made the news in our little town of 7000, Everybody knew about it....We were all talking about it down at the Bait shop, and the stories started coming out regarding the other various nastiness this Ghoul had been involved in all his worthless Life...We were getting the straight dope from even the cops that hung out here....
So while us old guys were standing there in conversation, the kid behind the counter picked up the phone and he called the local little radio station that was constantly playing as background mood noise in the baitshop...
So the kid dialed the number, and we didnt know what he was doing...But there it was right there on the radio...... It was during the the 'song request' segment of the program and to our amazement, when they answered the phone with the greeting, "WZZY do you have a song request"?, he ups and says "Yeah, my names Albert, and I'd like to hear Randy Travis' ..."Diggin' up Bones"!
Oh Man did we like that Kid after that!! He had a sense of Humor and grasp of Irony and razor sharp Sarcasm like Jeff Foxworthy! ! About a year later he got fired from the bait shop though ...for some strange reason, I guess he was bored, he took a can of Raid and sprayed it into the cricket hopper! Killed 10,000 crickets right in the middle of Shellcracker season!! Maybe the incessant chirping of 10,000 crickets drove him temporarily insane? I dont know his motive, but the baitshop owner fired his @ss...
Then he got a job across the street running the till at the Beer Store...
He probably shoulda went to work for Keith who owned the local Pest Control outfit....since he obviously enjoyed murdering bugs, and had 10,000 verifyable Kills....
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