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[For those of you just joining us … lets recap … take it from the top and see where we are]
On my way to the store, I ran into an old friend. I thought he had moved away, but instead he vacationed with Kemper. Not sure when Kemper went missing ... they had met Rich Savage at the police station, asking for permission. But Kemper said his friend Tom told him that fences were for selling stole goods, climbing over, and keeping detectorists out. I killed him! I’m just kidding … only wounded him.
If only my feet didn’t hurt, digging the coins in the fountain, behind the headstones at the courthouse – then I could afford to buy two new shoes, with pointed toes, to use for hiking in the woods while swinging a rusty old machete (like a pirate). I bet if the snow melted I could find more pull tabs, and my Frisbee, that was stolen, covered in poop, and some other brown colored stuff … wouldn’t fly right!
So then I used my shirt (while still on!) to clean it … Man – what a mess I made! Then I sent out to dinner with James Kirby, who brought ‘soap-on-a-rope’ and ‘Big Hoss’ told Chumlee to go buy lunch. But he forgot what he said, so instead he went on a long walk through a shoe store. Spending Rick’s money on a nice rainy winter day get away to the Yucatan Peninsula where dinosaurs play what he didn’t do was tell Big Hoss that Kemper showed up ready to stomp like never before those poor poor peaceful Missouri protesters now Kemper cool it he said was just a reference to flatulence bottlecap not a silver dubloon or (looked it up) escudo
Chapter Two
Short vacations stink like Texas posters But they find some of the mods that banned newcomers who exaggerate about record fish measured with defective Chinese made rulers that were actually painted with lead Chinese baby formula with vanilla flavoring. So anyway, when Chumlee came back and ate his ham on rye took the detector first pin pointers loaded the truck and set out to go find Gold and Silver on South Beach he almost forgot that he was not dressed for snow and ice! He decided to check the closet for long underwear and took off for a sled while getting undressed just in case pigs went flying. New Years Eve and they did like junk rings he then did something he shouldn’t ever do to an old pair of denim jeans by using them to mop up the spilt milk then he found that FSU lost very very badly and poor Alabama Ohio State versus Oregon should be interesting - Ohio State is screwed.
Then Chumlee decided to turn around and grab a twenty foot pole stained and shellacked back in sled and fley away on a magical wigned unicorn Pegasus to bountiful lands of subway sandwiches, and oinion rings with ranch dressing, and banana cookies, and pepto bismol. With islands of …..
After hunting the entire area, Chumlee decided to go for day hunting in the hills waaaaaaay out there. The old man finally said “Hey get a job you knuckle head." Chumlee laughed and took a nap on an odd big shade tree with no leafs but with a red fuzzy couch. Meanwhile Rick noticed a suicidal bird sat perched upon a large tree, overlooking a car with broken windows, and missing tires - t’was a Pinto! The car was about to explode Rick climbed the fire escape ladder to get to the conveniently placed safely eating his peanut butter and banana with pickles on pumpernickel bread. Climbing back down and bean stock he slipped and broke his crown. When the frog kissed his lips he turned into a spotted salamander! Salamander left town the East Coast to metal detect for his lost hearing and memory who, what, where, see no evil as the moment. But tomorrow brings another day to swing the detector trying to find a gold coin that was lost and not found in the ground. Will he find among the clad that one thing finally make him rich beyond his wildest dreams, or just have fun?
Folks said he couldn’t detect anymore, but that made no sense since he loves finding gold on the golden sands of Carolina beach ocean on Groundhogs Day and spending some money on Lotto. But since his detector was broke he sold his scrap cans to help pay for a new detector soon he had reasons to upgrade but I doubt his wife will allow any upgrades because she’s mean because she’s Kemper’s new best friend and with that wife gave in gave kempers a new metal detector but only if he agreed o never use it or his ace he thought about never never land and Captain Hook Took the Ace to fight the Peter Pan kid. Together with Tinkerbell they ruled the land of Neverland, and even detected it.
Going from an old shipwreck back to the playground, resulting in finding the most disturbing thing possible which was a nasty dirty needle in the arm. He yelled, “Ouch! I’ve been infected.” [Posted Family Frendly – Thank You msand] pulled out and then loudly shouted, “Where’s the pizza? ‘Cause I feel like a pepperoni!” After I ate a mutilated pigeon, then I heard sonds coming from under the ground, sounded like a metal detector beeping a foil tone. So I dug a plug with a dull knife from QVC network and got mad because it couldn’t cut through roots is dynamite an so he took chain saw and cut through an underground power line, which was shocking and very painful! Power outage cost was estimated at a trillion dollars. So he declared, “I’m not paying!” But when the judge said, “Jail!” He packed up and moved to Las Vegas and promptly started to unpack a large wheelbarrow full of top secret documents. When I saw the truth about metal detecting technology, it became obvious after 7,099,187 pages, aliens were responsible for Oak Island being such a prime area to hide their favorite secrets fo the Furious Five in Kung Fu Panda. When I realized I had forgotten the real reason for metal detecting was to find some gas money so that you are not walking to your favorite gold refinery at – at 2 AM. But the security guard isn’t happy so he took my fresh doughnuts and coffee cup walked to the bank and said, “Stick ‘em up!” Gave him an explosive dye pack and some clad – so then he ran away quickly – like Scooby Doo. But the cops had him cornered so he threw up his hands, threw the clad; then commenced to use his detector and swung it like a weedwhacker taking out all of the potential obstructions to his get away plan to the Yucatan. The cops then called the helicopter. Unknown to them, a giant twister picked up Dorothy & her little dog and made them fly through the rainbow to a unicorn convention where the main horned, quadrupled farted ……..
[Lets now continue ……..]
He woke up -
On my way to the store, I ran into an old friend. I thought he had moved away, but instead he vacationed with Kemper. Not sure when Kemper went missing ... they had met Rich Savage at the police station, asking for permission. But Kemper said his friend Tom told him that fences were for selling stole goods, climbing over, and keeping detectorists out. I killed him! I’m just kidding … only wounded him.
If only my feet didn’t hurt, digging the coins in the fountain, behind the headstones at the courthouse – then I could afford to buy two new shoes, with pointed toes, to use for hiking in the woods while swinging a rusty old machete (like a pirate). I bet if the snow melted I could find more pull tabs, and my Frisbee, that was stolen, covered in poop, and some other brown colored stuff … wouldn’t fly right!
So then I used my shirt (while still on!) to clean it … Man – what a mess I made! Then I sent out to dinner with James Kirby, who brought ‘soap-on-a-rope’ and ‘Big Hoss’ told Chumlee to go buy lunch. But he forgot what he said, so instead he went on a long walk through a shoe store. Spending Rick’s money on a nice rainy winter day get away to the Yucatan Peninsula where dinosaurs play what he didn’t do was tell Big Hoss that Kemper showed up ready to stomp like never before those poor poor peaceful Missouri protesters now Kemper cool it he said was just a reference to flatulence bottlecap not a silver dubloon or (looked it up) escudo
Chapter Two
Short vacations stink like Texas posters But they find some of the mods that banned newcomers who exaggerate about record fish measured with defective Chinese made rulers that were actually painted with lead Chinese baby formula with vanilla flavoring. So anyway, when Chumlee came back and ate his ham on rye took the detector first pin pointers loaded the truck and set out to go find Gold and Silver on South Beach he almost forgot that he was not dressed for snow and ice! He decided to check the closet for long underwear and took off for a sled while getting undressed just in case pigs went flying. New Years Eve and they did like junk rings he then did something he shouldn’t ever do to an old pair of denim jeans by using them to mop up the spilt milk then he found that FSU lost very very badly and poor Alabama Ohio State versus Oregon should be interesting - Ohio State is screwed.
Then Chumlee decided to turn around and grab a twenty foot pole stained and shellacked back in sled and fley away on a magical wigned unicorn Pegasus to bountiful lands of subway sandwiches, and oinion rings with ranch dressing, and banana cookies, and pepto bismol. With islands of …..
After hunting the entire area, Chumlee decided to go for day hunting in the hills waaaaaaay out there. The old man finally said “Hey get a job you knuckle head." Chumlee laughed and took a nap on an odd big shade tree with no leafs but with a red fuzzy couch. Meanwhile Rick noticed a suicidal bird sat perched upon a large tree, overlooking a car with broken windows, and missing tires - t’was a Pinto! The car was about to explode Rick climbed the fire escape ladder to get to the conveniently placed safely eating his peanut butter and banana with pickles on pumpernickel bread. Climbing back down and bean stock he slipped and broke his crown. When the frog kissed his lips he turned into a spotted salamander! Salamander left town the East Coast to metal detect for his lost hearing and memory who, what, where, see no evil as the moment. But tomorrow brings another day to swing the detector trying to find a gold coin that was lost and not found in the ground. Will he find among the clad that one thing finally make him rich beyond his wildest dreams, or just have fun?
Folks said he couldn’t detect anymore, but that made no sense since he loves finding gold on the golden sands of Carolina beach ocean on Groundhogs Day and spending some money on Lotto. But since his detector was broke he sold his scrap cans to help pay for a new detector soon he had reasons to upgrade but I doubt his wife will allow any upgrades because she’s mean because she’s Kemper’s new best friend and with that wife gave in gave kempers a new metal detector but only if he agreed o never use it or his ace he thought about never never land and Captain Hook Took the Ace to fight the Peter Pan kid. Together with Tinkerbell they ruled the land of Neverland, and even detected it.
Going from an old shipwreck back to the playground, resulting in finding the most disturbing thing possible which was a nasty dirty needle in the arm. He yelled, “Ouch! I’ve been infected.” [Posted Family Frendly – Thank You msand] pulled out and then loudly shouted, “Where’s the pizza? ‘Cause I feel like a pepperoni!” After I ate a mutilated pigeon, then I heard sonds coming from under the ground, sounded like a metal detector beeping a foil tone. So I dug a plug with a dull knife from QVC network and got mad because it couldn’t cut through roots is dynamite an so he took chain saw and cut through an underground power line, which was shocking and very painful! Power outage cost was estimated at a trillion dollars. So he declared, “I’m not paying!” But when the judge said, “Jail!” He packed up and moved to Las Vegas and promptly started to unpack a large wheelbarrow full of top secret documents. When I saw the truth about metal detecting technology, it became obvious after 7,099,187 pages, aliens were responsible for Oak Island being such a prime area to hide their favorite secrets fo the Furious Five in Kung Fu Panda. When I realized I had forgotten the real reason for metal detecting was to find some gas money so that you are not walking to your favorite gold refinery at – at 2 AM. But the security guard isn’t happy so he took my fresh doughnuts and coffee cup walked to the bank and said, “Stick ‘em up!” Gave him an explosive dye pack and some clad – so then he ran away quickly – like Scooby Doo. But the cops had him cornered so he threw up his hands, threw the clad; then commenced to use his detector and swung it like a weedwhacker taking out all of the potential obstructions to his get away plan to the Yucatan. The cops then called the helicopter. Unknown to them, a giant twister picked up Dorothy & her little dog and made them fly through the rainbow to a unicorn convention where the main horned, quadrupled farted ……..
[Lets now continue ……..]
He woke up -
Stevo
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to find a
OFF TOPIC...Thanks Eagle, that was a fun read...ON TOPIC
very strange thing
very strange thing
happened. When he
1981Eagle
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Opened his eyes
in a toaster
ohiochris
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to serilize it
to cut Pizza
Dig-Dug
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but it tasted...
1981Eagle
Full Member
just like a
Dig-Dug
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big slug sandwich!
jonal
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So he called
1981Eagle
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out, "Gimme some
Stevo
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bacon and raisins!
1981Eagle
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After he ate -
his Metamucil biscuit
