I was horrified!

[hoser]

You won't believe what I saw! I pulled into a gas station and noticed an officer watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I looked at her and thought what kind of idiot would smoke while pumping gas ! I pulled up to the pump got out of my car then heard screeming. I looked over and saw the woman's arm was on fire ! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy. I ran over to her but the officer put her on the ground and was putting the fire out with his bottled water.

He got her up from the ground then he put her in handcuffs and threw her in the back of his patrol car !! I was totally shocked ! so I went over to him and asked why he was arresting her. He looked me square in the eyes and said,

WAVING A FIREARM !!

 

[SeabeeRon]

You won't believe what I saw! I pulled into a gas station and noticed an officer watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I looked at her and thought what kind of idiot would smoke while pumping gas ! I pulled up to the pump got out of my car then heard screeming. I looked over and saw the woman's arm was on fire ! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy. I ran over to her but the officer put her on the ground and was putting the fire out with his bottled water.

He got her up from the ground then he put her in handcuffs and threw her in the back of his patrol car !! I was totally shocked ! so I went over to him and asked why he was arresting her. He looked me square in the eyes and said,

WAVING A FIREARM !!

Had me going until I got to the end!

 

[hoser]

That's my job buddy, that's my job. This is coming from a Bee, you know better.

 

[HungryGhost]

Dang, you had me.