I like the dumpster tossouts more than off the shelf expensive deli freshies!...They just seem to be more tenderized and taste better! The expired expiration dated steaks? Slightly Moldy Bread? Yum friggin YUM! The older the better! Plus, its all FREE!! The 'Freegans' got this dynamic nailed down to a science which I am ascribing to in my retirement!...In conjunction with metal detecting for coins, a guy could live pretty large!
Sure beats the dented cans of Fancy Feast or smashed boxes of Ritz crackers! Although this is what I plan on serving the Inlaws for a succulent apparatif when they show up....Hell to the yeah! And freaking Banana bread? Dumpster is always full of shelf ripened bananas!
Old tenderized discarded stuff is easy on brittle old teeth, so I'm saving there as well....hell, even wiith no teeth at all, a guy can suck up nutritious dumpster juice with a straw!
I dont qualify for EBT, so Shrimp and Lobster is off the menu, unless you count crawdads, which a guy dont need to buy..easy enough to find them around here in any rock laden farm field drainage ditch....
We call them "North American Tiger Prawns".....Well, I do anyway...and they are gosh darn succulent!...
I've eaten some pretty tough and shiddy 3 digit Kobe steaks at Mortons in Chicago while entertaining unappreciative and ignorant business people and left there feeling ripped...I've eaten a Belgian Horse in MN which was a way better conversationalist and more flavorful..fresh off the hoof....
Y'all know I pulled and gobbled up this wild butterball off the road a few years ago?! So yeah...Dumpster steaks! Plus, the damned grocery store is about 100 yards away from where I live, so I can walk over!..You think I'm kidding? They dont toss out expired cans of beer though...so thats not cool..
Looking forward to a big apple truck wreck this season..happens every year! thats always a welcomed seasonal windfall...