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Some people are just plain crazy...(Funny, true story)

Did anyone else notice that these stories always feature, just one crazy woman, without input from anyone else, the police usually get it straight.. lol..

Been there, not as deep, but been there..

Yours takes the cake, and welcome to Michigan BTW!!

Great story! LOL!!

"While she bounced and jumped all over the wet driveway like a fat carp on crack"

The funniest group of words I have read in a long time, thank you for that as well!

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How was she charged with filing a false police report when she believed she was reporting the truth?:?: A false report is when the subject KNOWINGLY lies to the police and or gives information they know are not factual. Also the incident was in the present not past tense, As a report would have been written after the facts were discovered, that you were the home owner, witch she clearly believed you were not. Not that she didnt act in a manner that was clearly unsafe for herself, you, and the police. She did. I dont really know about Michigan law, but a stranger brandishing any kind of instrument or nothing at all for that matter in Ohio, and if the property owner feels threatened enough, a funny story could turn tragic!!! She has got to be the dumbest person on the planet. You were alot calmer than what I would have been, and for that you did a great job at keeping a level head!!!!
 
kireta said:
How was she charged with filing a false police report when she believed she was reporting the truth?:?: A false report is when the subject KNOWINGLY lies to the police and or gives information they know are not factual. Also the incident was in the present not past tense, As a report would have been written after the facts were discovered, that you were the home owner, witch she clearly believed you were not. Not that she didn't act in a manner that was clearly unsafe for herself, you, and the police. She did. I dint really know about Michigan law, but a stranger brandishing any kind of instrument or nothing at all for that matter in Ohio, and if the property owner feels threatened enough, a funny story could turn tragic!!! She has got to be the dumbest person on the planet. You were alot calmer than what I would have been, and for that you did a great job at keeping a level head!!!!
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Sorry kireta, I don't know all of the laws here in Michigan. I only know what the one officer said before leaving.

Like I said before her elevator must have been stuck between floors, and she should have kept her nose out of my business. From what I have gathered this isn't the first time she's been in trouble with the law. You would think by now they would have locked her up and thrown away the key, but someone keeps bailing her out.

At the time I was calm, as as the whole thing started to unfold it got even funnier, until they tazed her.

Then it got down right hilarious.

I don't think she'll bother me again, but if she was so watchful of the neighborhood you would think she would have seen the 16' box truck in the drive way for two days when we moved in.

Maybe she was in jail at that time who knows, but its hard to miss a bright yellow 16' truck.
 
kireta said:
How was she charged with filing a false police report when she believed she was reporting the truth?:?: A false report is when the subject KNOWINGLY lies to the police and or gives information they know are not factual. Also the incident was in the present not past tense, As a report would have been written after the facts were discovered, that you were the home owner, witch she clearly believed you were not. Not that she didnt act in a manner that was clearly unsafe for herself, you, and the police. She did. I don't really know about Michigan law, but a stranger brandishing any kind of instrument or nothing at all for that matter in Ohio, and if the property owner feels threatened enough, a funny story could turn tragic!!! She has got to be the dumbest person on the planet. You were alot calmer than what I would have been, and for that you did a great job at keeping a level head!!!!
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Verbal reports are as damaging as written. I wrote the charge many times on a verbal lie and they always held up in court as a fictitious report. The real issue is that the police should of been in their areas working not researching this BS. In real life both parties would of been separated and questioned. The male homeowner would of been in the back of my car until I figured out who he was. We are talking B&E and possible aggravated assault. She said he had a weapon. Two cars and 4 cops are a valuable resource in Michigan.
 
No need to apologize to me at all. I was just curious. I also used to be a police officer for a suburb of Youngstown Ohio. I also have a BA in criminal justice from Kent State. In my area it would be extremely difficult to prove filing a false report on her actions. Im just always interested in other areas of the country. Remember what the police charge, and what the prosecution goes with are very different (At least in my area). Im just glad things worked out. In my old department if I would have filed on a verbal lie told to me, three fourths of the county would have had charges pending.:laughing:
 
This was the greatest story I've ever seen on this forum! Thanks for sharing it with us. :lol: :lol:
 
:laughing::laughing: Man that's a great story, good on you for keeping your cool, man some people are just fricken nuts!!!
 
The crazies are out there. I would venture to say you have a better chance at finding a crazy than a silver dime in this day and age.
 
Great story. When she got hit with the taser you should have yelled............. Boooom Baby, we got juice!!
 
old55 said:
Great story. When she got hit with the taser you should have yelled............. Boooom Baby, we got juice!!
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:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Actually this rings true! If the police knew her as a 'Frequent Flier' they already knew she was the cause of the problem not the victim.

How would they know? Police officers, like nurses, *know* certain names, certain addresses. In LA for many years it was the 'T-------' Family. ANY 'incident' within 15 minutes walk of their address they were instantly suspect. Members were busted for everything from forgery, prostitution, shoplifting, to indecent exposure and urinating in the public library!

They always responded. Ya have to. Hre in Santa Fe, it's Crazy Sanchez in his apple tree. I've seen the units rolled on his property three times since we moved here. The cops don't even draw their weapons any more when he brandishes his rifle at them. They already *know* the rifle's unloaded and the firing pin and trigger removed. Old crazy usually climbs up in his apple tree, naked or in longjohns (depends on the season) and starts yelling about the Feds. The cops roll, arrive and stand below him calling "Come on down, Sanchez and take your medicine, OK?"

Sagegrouse
 
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