Met someone Detecting at Cemetery

[OZARKS]

I was swinging outside the fences at a cemetery and felt a presence around me.

I looked over and behind a head stone I could see a dark shadowy figure. He floated my way, and I was like

"Hey what's up?"

He said "Are you from friendly metal detecting forum?"

I said "Yes, I am a member, why?"

He said "I have a message for those guys who want to detect in cemeteries."

I said "okay, I'll relay the message, what is it?"

He said "Tell them you have a message from me to stay out of the cemeteries, from the Grim Beeper."

 

[jason_k]

HAHA!!! AWESOME.

 

[itsaring!]

And storm drains!

 

[idigjars]

Haha!

 

[Buried]

Find anything good?

 

[dogpound]

i found a ring during my last hunt

 

[Buried]

jarod81 found a nice 1888 V nickel in one.

 

[scout23]

i found a ring during my last hunt

Thats funny, cold but funny

 

[Digger-Dave]

Also, stay away from Boiler Rooms and castles.

Castles

 

[fred sanford]

Its been a long winter

Maybe he was dieing to get out and hunt

 

[40acre1870]

I would have punched him right in the face. I ain't afraid of no ghost!

 

[Perquimans]

Maybe he was working the graveyard shift

 

[DirtyNeckJesse]

That guy makes no bones about what he thinks!

 

[AIRFORCEMIKE]

LOL, wow!

 

[gunsil]

Mighta been me, I like to dress like that sometimes, keeps all the nosy folks away!!

 

[ITVirtuoso]

 

[Top]

Can we stop now... the subject is dead.

 

[Kingdoc]

Enough with the cemetery puns, were beating a dead horse here.

 

[AceGVSU11]

There's nothing wrong with puns... he was just dying to get in was all!