Mud's dog may have to get a bandits mask to get his share.
Thats right! These two little baby bandits are becoming quite a hit here at the SleepyTyme Olde Folks home! Every evening they come out from under somewhere and wander around in the courtyard, and all us Oldsters toddle on out to observe their hilarious and cute hijinks! Feeding them stuff even!
I'm sort of the ringmaster, since I'm a bit spry, I wear a top hat and everything, like a little circus, they do tricks for food! (which I sell) Cuddly and cute as a beanie baby! Step right up Ladies and Gentlemen for the evening wildlife show!
We all have little dogs, who are not impressed, and supremely jealous of these attention and food stealing interlopers...so this will be fun...until about Oct when the puberty hormones hit those little bandits, and they get mean and demanding!....then it will be a damned old thing!
Dogs will be sitting back saying, "I TOLD You!"
Then I suppose I will have to kill 'em, skin em' and turn the pair into a set of handpuppets! Put on a 'Punch and Judy' kind of show with the two raccoon skins over my hands! Like that one girl did with Lambchop!? Remember her? She made a fortune with a damned old sock puppet! Precedence! I can pattern her success!
Wonderful adventures these two will have! I can make some money to get us through the Winter! I'll need some good story lines for sort of a soap opera kind of dealie, involving these two raccoons...to keep the paying viewers coming back on the nightly!
Might have to add an opossum or a squirrel to the character line up to hold interest and build the story crescendo.....but hell, they are easy enough to get!...Laying around all over the place right out in the road!
