Warning...it'll make you laugh

Monkeys Uncle

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Enjoy...you're gonna laugh -

FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

AND...

SUCCESS
At age 4 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants. :laughing:
 
What about at age 21 being able to legally buy booze ?
 
Three stages of a man's "romantic life":

Tri-weekly

Try weekly

Try weakly.

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Enjoy...you're gonna laugh -

FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

AND...

SUCCESS
At age 4 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants. :laughing:

Pretty sure success as 12 is metal detecting and having good, fresh air!

If you ask some of my classmates you'll be sure to get "owning a ps5!" for the answer...

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Enjoy...you're gonna laugh -



FOUR STAGES OF LIFE

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.



AND...



SUCCESS

At age 4 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.

At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . . Having money.

At age 50 success is . . . Having money.

At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver license.

At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants. :laughing:
This was funny from Santa.

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Well i am 80 so who am i to disagree. But i did drag my decrepit old carcus down the beach and back for nearly five hours the other day. At my age i still have sex. Religious Sex, NUN Last month, NUN this month and most likely NUN next month. Y
 
don't matter, as long as you can STILL DETECT! THAT'S what matters.
the rest is like money, if ya never had much, then ya don't miss it!

(h.h.!)
j.t.
 
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