Heck of a story!
Speaking of roofs of cars....
Many years back I saw a radio on the side of the road. I stopped and picked it
up. I heard what I thought was a fireman making a call on it. Not knowing how to work it. I took it home and called the nearby firehouse. They told me it sounds like you have a Police radio. So, they said they would notify the police dept. for me. Very shortly thereafter, a very embarrassed Rookie police officer came to the house and said he had stopped to give a ticket and when he drove off, he had left it on top of his cruiser.
He thanked me profusely,for returning it. He said the other officers were
razzing him something awful. He was also very grateful it hadn't fallen into the wrong hands. He said the department would send me a good citizen's
certificate. I said that wouldn't be necessary and it would be a waste of their time.
Now if I were to find a crime scene clue that was of importance with my
detector, that would be a different story. I'd want a certificate and the story in the papers and permission to hunt anywhere I wanted in the City .