I agree 100% Mary Ann would be my choice of date in a heartbeat!
Right? Mary Ann for sure! She seems so level headed, chipper, and probably interesting to talk to, not shallow and high maintenance like Ginger, a bonny and game lass a guy could make a Life with!...
The Skipper would come in handy though,....Soft and flabby, well marbled, I bet He dresses out at 250lbs easy, theres a month of smoked long pork vittles right there while I get my camp set up!!...
...I would certainly murder Gilligan straight off and take his hat and make a war club out of his femur, He is nothing but trouble anyway...The Howells? Please! Also DOA without question, your CC aint no good here bucko!....
The Professor? Yeah, He might make it a week...I ask you to build a fire and you want to talk about the triangle of pyrotechnic theory? Whats this cool leaf here on the ground Poindexter? Then, BANG! Right on the back of his skull with Gilligans femur!
Ginger would be whining about the bugs, plus a guy could make some fishing lures out of that sequined dress, so yeah, dead too...
Yep! Me and Mary Ann would be like those kids in the 'Blue Lagoon'! living large and enjoying each other maximally!
She'd be sporting Gilligans strippity shirt..thats all, just the shirt, and only on Sundays! Hey, I aint a complete savage..a guy has to retain a bit of civilized decorum, for the kids!...